Copy paste from a student from UiTM Dungun
In group assignment, never group with someone lazier than yourself
In group assignment, never group with someone smarter than yourself
Many students hate you, guards take notes
Don't mess with your lecturers
Never share a room with someone crazier than yourself
The mosque is one of the soundless place after the library
Exellent students usually comes from female gender, and unsurprisingly, the "squids"
Ask too much question in class, will irritates the people around you
Most of the parking space in the campus, aren't for you, see the ticket on your vehicle for proof
If it's stupid but it worked, then it's not stupid
The things that you need the most are not enough
The things that you don't need appear almost everywhere
Never left any soap on the sink
No matter how low you set the fee for dinner, it will always be expensive
No matter how early you collect the dinner fee, you'll end up using your own to cover the funds
No matter what you did, it's not enough
If you score perfectly, they will scan your paper nemerous times just to scan for errors
Lecturers will never give you 100% marks
Too much failed students, lecturers will be questioned
Too much successfull students, lecturers will be questioned
All parts in a course hardly cooperate
Group members are essential, it gives you other people to blame at
Lecturers can come 40 minutes late, students don't
Cigarette activities are meant to be secret
Drug activites are meant to be secret
Try to look innocent and wear proper attire, it gives the lecturers other students to ask
Merits and coupons can be fraud
All the dialog sessions you attend are just part of formality
At least one brainswash session occur in one semester
The result that you get, always fall slightly under your target
A full fledge means s/he targeted more that 5.0
No matter how long the semester is, books will be treated serously during the last night before exam
There's no such thing as study week, students go home
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